The Jason Isaacs Drinking Game

By Diane Taurins

Take a drink every time:

• Jason's character smirks.
• Jason's character sniffs.
• Jason's character snorts (blows air out his nose).
• Jason's character narrows his eyes.
• Jason's character does that pulling-the-head-back-with-a-surprised-look-on-his-face thing.
• Jason's charcter kills someone.
• Jason's character does a magic trick.
• Jason's character has a sword fight.
• Jason's character has a sex scene.
• Jason's character wears shorts.
• Jason's character has a nude scene (even if he's covered by a stupid sheet).
• Jason's character smokes.
• Jason's character swears.
• Jason's character does that nervous, embarassed smile (sometimes accompanied by a tilt of the head)
• Jason's character speaks through clenched teeth.
• Jason's character uses a phone.
• Jason's character drinks coffee or tea.
• Jason's character has a drink (alcohol).
• Jason's character shows his pinky ring.
• Jason's character wears a hat (goofy or otherwise).
• Jason's character wears a surgical mask.
• Jason's character is in bed.
• Jason's character wears sunglasses.
• Down your drink (and sob) when Jason's character dies.

Additional bits by Cher, Donna, Ovina and Carole:

• Jason's character says, "hmmmmmm." Or makes the look that goes along with the "hmmmm" sound. The slightly raised eyebrow, the tilt of the head, sometimes with accompanied smirk. Even if the sound is missing, you can spot the look (if you're a fan, you know what we mean).
• Jason's character takes off his glasses or fiddles with them in some way.
• Jason's character has an eye twitch.
• Jason's character licks his bottom lip.
• Jason's character needs a shave.
• Jason's character appears with his "precious" - sword, cane, sledgehammer, machete, pistol, cigarette lighter . . .